So, my blog may entertain more than others, girls yes, guy’s maybe... Guys you may enjoy reading my attempt at pitiful humour through my more than sinful ways or it may just be that you can relate this to your girlfriend as she maybe as equally as sinful as moi! Let's hope not?
Are you a shopaholic????
Does it mean you have issues, slight problems when you know you have more or less of a zero bank balance and you still proceed to spend. Yes the atm did just give me the correct up to date balance but that doesn't matter because there is always that free money your given when the balance dries up, yes that is called the free student overdraft facility.
So with the money available you find yourself back at the shopping centre the beloved centre that relieves stress takes away any unwanted problems, the buzz that you get from prettyful things!
As you walk through the door the intense pressure mounts to find the desired purchase you need, the rush of the shop as you catch a glimpse through the corner of eye, pretty sparking shimmers demanding your attention but no there you see them positioned perfectly under the light on the shelve. Your focused alert, your attention is in one direction, heading towards before that girl in front goes to get them. You reach out to find that YES perfect, YES I said perfect pair of shoes. Yes you may already have X amount of shoes but does that really matter?
Ummm is that my mum’s voice I can hear "Charlotte how many pairs of shoes will that be now? Don't come running to me or your dad when you have no money left!"
Right so that little voice or should I say rather loud irritating voice I’d rather not hear. The voice which is grounded sensible not crazy and erratic which drives you to emotional purchasing but to be honest really, is that going to stop a girl on a mission?.....
As I glide my rather orange feet which already prepared for the intoxicated night ahead, orange being the gleaming tan appearance that I ore!
The shoes are on, as I parade towards the mirror laughing with my friends, Claire; “yes you do look like a show horse, keep picking your feet up and you’re off! Keep strutting". Approaching the mirror with five inch heels thinking I will remain on my feet.
WOW, there fantastic! I absolutely love them! I have to have them, all previous thoughts washed away with the over powering buzz of new shoes. Think sensibly charlotte, I have no money umm.... Claire: “But charlotte, seriously they look so good and they can be worn with so many outfits"
Ok dilemma would you buy the shoes?
This is actual nightmare for me, this sounds terribly OTT and dramatic but why is my life always a total drama...?
Shoes or negative balance??
So you have guessed it!!!!! The power of pretty tan colour five inch shoes got the better of my ridiculous mind set.
My sinful ways once again were released! This had only been the 5th pair of shoes I had bought in the past week and a half, crazy yes that’s me!
OMG girls please if your reading this take my advice really think about the next time you hit the shopping centre, is it really worth putting yourself through the traumatic stress of purchasing shoes that really aren't needed... ummm....
Resist the dark side, don't sin or you will become a sinner just like me, your confession will be merge to the surface!!!
This confession has been one of many!
Much love charlotte.xxx
P.S- why is shopping called retail therapy???
Are you a shopaholic????
Does it mean you have issues, slight problems when you know you have more or less of a zero bank balance and you still proceed to spend. Yes the atm did just give me the correct up to date balance but that doesn't matter because there is always that free money your given when the balance dries up, yes that is called the free student overdraft facility.
So with the money available you find yourself back at the shopping centre the beloved centre that relieves stress takes away any unwanted problems, the buzz that you get from prettyful things!
As you walk through the door the intense pressure mounts to find the desired purchase you need, the rush of the shop as you catch a glimpse through the corner of eye, pretty sparking shimmers demanding your attention but no there you see them positioned perfectly under the light on the shelve. Your focused alert, your attention is in one direction, heading towards before that girl in front goes to get them. You reach out to find that YES perfect, YES I said perfect pair of shoes. Yes you may already have X amount of shoes but does that really matter?
Ummm is that my mum’s voice I can hear "Charlotte how many pairs of shoes will that be now? Don't come running to me or your dad when you have no money left!"
Right so that little voice or should I say rather loud irritating voice I’d rather not hear. The voice which is grounded sensible not crazy and erratic which drives you to emotional purchasing but to be honest really, is that going to stop a girl on a mission?.....
As I glide my rather orange feet which already prepared for the intoxicated night ahead, orange being the gleaming tan appearance that I ore!
The shoes are on, as I parade towards the mirror laughing with my friends, Claire; “yes you do look like a show horse, keep picking your feet up and you’re off! Keep strutting". Approaching the mirror with five inch heels thinking I will remain on my feet.
WOW, there fantastic! I absolutely love them! I have to have them, all previous thoughts washed away with the over powering buzz of new shoes. Think sensibly charlotte, I have no money umm.... Claire: “But charlotte, seriously they look so good and they can be worn with so many outfits"
Ok dilemma would you buy the shoes?
This is actual nightmare for me, this sounds terribly OTT and dramatic but why is my life always a total drama...?
Shoes or negative balance??
So you have guessed it!!!!! The power of pretty tan colour five inch shoes got the better of my ridiculous mind set.
My sinful ways once again were released! This had only been the 5th pair of shoes I had bought in the past week and a half, crazy yes that’s me!
OMG girls please if your reading this take my advice really think about the next time you hit the shopping centre, is it really worth putting yourself through the traumatic stress of purchasing shoes that really aren't needed... ummm....
Resist the dark side, don't sin or you will become a sinner just like me, your confession will be merge to the surface!!!
This confession has been one of many!
Much love charlotte.xxx
P.S- why is shopping called retail therapy???
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